February 2011
Reblog if you're going to have a totally awesome...
stephasauruss-:
er… who isn’t? really?
Me….
Why can't I have creepily devoted followers who'd...
"i aint no ho, i aint no ratchet, i aint no...
playhousetizzney-:
well, i beg to differ. obviously you are if you’ve tested at least five men to find the father of your child
I only know what you’re talking about because there’s a woman at work who puts it on in the break room. It’s hilarious. I love it.
I have a new follower.
Welcome back, glad you’re still alive.
I WAS LIKENED TO A MEER CAT TODAY!
January 2011
I don't understand how people can be so apalled...
wamiv-:
because you can roll up to one at 4am with a backseat of drunk people, take 10 minutes to order about 30 items, and it is still like $2.
Get real.
omgnighttroll reblogged your photo:Everything is wrong with this photo. block
the perfect iron man
Too long t oadd.
mitchellgoldstein replied to your post:How the hell do the reavers get these giant-ass ships?
RITE
Huh… Really though? Like I can understand how they take over a tiny ship, but these huge ass boats? Makes no sense…
1 tag
How the hell do the reavers get these giant-ass...
3 tags
Text now. Drive during.
Favorite scene in the entire movie.
Mal: So, you gonna ride shotgun with me, help me fly?
River: That's the plan
Mal: We need to work out-
River: *Takes ship up*
Mal: Ok, clearly some... aptitude for... Ain't all buttons and charts little albatross. Know what the first rule of flyin' is? Well I suppose you do since you already know what I'm about to say.
River: I do, but I like to hear you say it.
Mal: Love. Can do all the map in the verse, you can do all the math in the 'verse you take a boat in the air that you don't love she'll shake you up just as sure as the turn of the worlds. Love keeps you in the air when she oughta fall. Tells you she's hurtin' before she keels, makes it home.
River: Storm's getting worse.
Mal: We'll pass through soon enough...
She wraps those hands around that pole, she licks...
Lesbians should be excluded from getting periods.
playhousetizzney-:
marceline-vampire-queen:
absolutelydefinitely:
HELLO AS A PANSEXUAL CHICK I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO BE EXCLUDED FROM GETTING PERIODS
As a No-Mo, I would also prefer to be excluded.
this is dumb
As a man I would also like to b- oh… wait…
Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...
swissbeauty:
whenthewordsyouwantareoutofreach:
followmeunder:
catastrofuck:
com3dy:
smokemeimdope-:
when the lyrics really are: “I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die”
Lmfaooo this is great. I never knew they were saying real words.
I mean…I think they do that on purpose.
I don’t believe that for a second.
Bitch! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
Lol jk get in my bed.
Let’s do this.
Ten Inch Hero kinda day.
I love this movie. SO MUCH!
I am obviously too sexy for a Valentine.
Also, my shirt.
polahbear answered your question:HEY! Tumblr alchol drinkers! Also, y’all with good music.
Alcohol by the barenaked ladies is catchy, but not like hip hop or anything :]
I’m listening to it now, I think it’ll work, not looking for hip hop really, just anything not country, lol she hates that.
smooney answered your question:HEY! Tumblr alchol drinkers! Also, y’all with...
HEY! Tumblr alchol drinkers! Also, y'all with good...
My friend’s turning 21 and I’m making a CD with songs about alcohol, any ideas? So far I have
Bottoms Up
Blame It (on the alcohol)
It’s Your Birthday
Tequila makes Her Clothes Fall Off
?
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this...
destructopop:
suicide-scherzo:
passionchurro:
conquistawhore:
snitz:
cyanideimploder-:
wolfbloodrevolver:
crimsun:
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Read that, LIKE A BOSS.
I owned this. It was pretty tough at some parts though
I tripped up a few times but owned it ;3
Owned this. Makes me want to make this a voice meme, derp |D
Reminds me how much my English is rattled.
That was...
Me: I think you need to see this.....
Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3zLR2WhV4o&feature=player_embedded
Devin: QUEEN OF LESBIANS
Devin: WHERE CAN I FIND HER
Me: Isn't there like a lesbian castle somewhere?
Me: Check the hardware section of Home Depot.
So, the tumblr meetup falls on the same day as
-ziggy:
Valentina’s Solo & Ensemble that I’m going with.
Tatjana’s birthday party.
Chelsey’s Birthday party.
And once I finally figure out the whole plan for that day- I remember the meet up =__________=
So, I probably won’t be going. fuck this.
That’s ok, I don’t have much faith in it, most of the other ones have failed since the first one, which I thought would be an epic...
one of these days, someone is going to find a way...
haunterallen:
and all hell is going to break loose
Only because of the people that post anonymous hate to themselves often.
3V1 BITCHES!
Uber fed Udyr, Galio, and Pantheon v Renekton!
FUCK YEAH! Why would you regret buying him?
This lag on LoL is made of suck....
But it makes the game a tad more random. Their Udyr hasn’t disconnected once though…
They have a place for her kind.
Myspace.
unicornprincess95:
foreverkindalove-x:
unicornprincess95:
lol i rubbed chap stick under my eyes so i can cry omg it burns omg asldkjasldkjas there r tear drops on my keyboard :’-((((( time 2 take pix for da internet this better b funny omg
um. why are you acting like such an attention seeking whore?
*unfollow*
omg youre making me cry stop
This is a strain of the MTV tumblrs...
I absolutely hate when you follow a porn blog...
There are 3,000,000,000,000 posts on your dash every day but before that there were only a few posts a week. Then you have to unfollow them because of the porn spam on your dash.
TMI...
destructopop:
Biggest physical turn ons… (Or how to get Rin into bed.)
My old drummer when he gave hugs used to put his hands on your hips and slide them around behind you… Same with shoulder. He would plant his hands on you and then slide them across your skin. He nearly incited several riots amongst the band members, as we were three females and two males.
Kissing on the neck/jaw/shoulders...
Why would anyone regret buying Renekton?
I'm a little annoyed at tall this rape talk being...